Mmm, Canned Meat

Today I visited my wordpress dashboard (for the first time in many days) to discover that there were 74 comments in moderation. For the briefest of nano-seconds I thought that 74 real live human beings had actually commented on my site, perhaps on my thought provoking entry about… my niece. Then I enjoyed a rollicking laugh.

To my surprise, all of the comment spam was fairly high quality. Some of it even made contextual sense- given some value of context. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the WordPress people again as none of the spam ended up on my site, but how could I resist sharing this gem.

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Spam bots… your logical prowess has dazzled me once again.